Live from a cowboy bar in Carbondale, Colorado. Nothing like a platter of deep-fried bull testicles at a party.
Bull testicles
Flour
Black pepper
White pepper
Salt
Your choice of sauce: Barbecue, horseradish, ranch dressing, hot sauce
Rocky Mountain Oysters can be purchased online, with prices ranging from $7 - $15/pound, depending on how much you buy. If not already sliced, slice into pieces about 1/4" thick. Season flour with peppers and salt to taste. In a deep fryer or deep skillet, heat vegetable or peanut oil until it passes the sizzle test. Dip 'oysters' in seasoned flour and fry until lightly golden, about 3 minutes. Do not overcook or they will be tough. Eat straight up, splashed with a little lemon juice, or with your choice of sauces. They're really tender, taste a little like chicken liver, and of course, are a real conversation piece.